Team

We’re proud of our team of over 420,000 dedicated employees, in over 69 major cities on all 7 continents. Yes, even at McMurdo Station, Antarctica.

Executive Team

CEO
Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk)
Elon is the Not-A-Chairman, CEO, and founder of TSLAQ (well at least after he sued Martin Eberhard to be granted that title). He has a PHD in Physics from Stanford University which he attained in record time after attending for only two days.

Chief Financial Officer
Zack Kirkhorn CFO (@ZKirkhorn)
Zack was educated at Harvard. Joined McKinsey for a brief stint. Then joined TSLAQ, starting in the mailroom, he quickly rose up our ranks to become CFO at 34 years of age.

Board Of Directors

Killed In Action

Montana Skeptic
07.28.18 R.I.P
Gone but never forgotten.

Missing In Action

Blondes 4 Elon
I Am Hubris
Boss Hog Hazzard

Alumni

Deepak CFO (@TezzlaCFO)
Former CFO. Currently working as a consultant for the SEC, FBI and DOJ.

Todd M, Esq (@Tezzla_counsel)
Our former General Counsel. Returned to his legal practice handling high profile divorce cases.