We’re proud of our team of over 420,000 dedicated employees, in over 69 major cities on all 11 continents. Yes, even at McMurdo Station, Antarctica and of course four Martian continents.
Executive Team
CEO
Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk)
Elon is the Nothing, Not-A-Chairman, CEO, and founder of TSLAQ (well at least after he sued Martin Eberhard to get that title). He has a PHD in Physics from Stanford University which he attained in record time after attending for only two days.
Chief Financial Officer
Zack Kirkhorn CFO (@ZKirkhorn)
Zack was educated at Harvard, joined McKinsey for a brief stint, and then joined TSLAQ. After starting in the mailroom, he quickly rose up our ranks to become CFO at 34 years of age.
Commander, Shorty Ground Force
Latrilife (@Latrilife)
Commander, Shorty Air Force
Machine Planet (@Paul91701736)
Board Of Directors
Executive Chairman
Michael King, $TSLAQ Exec Chairman (@WallStCritic)
Killed In Action
Montana Skeptic
07.28.18 R.I.P
Gone but never forgotten.
Missing In Action
Blondes 4 Elon
I Am Hubris
Boss Hog Hazzard
TSLAQ Alumni
These are our former colleagues at TSLAQ. They have moved on to new opportunities. We miss them here, but they are doing a lot of good in the world, and they are always willing to lend a helping hand to their former colleagues at TSLAQ.
Deepak CFO (@TezzlaCFO)
Former CFO. Currently working as a consultant for the SEC, FBI and DOJ.
Todd M, Esq (@Tezzla_counsel)
Our former General Counsel. Returned to his legal practice handling high profile divorce and drug cases.
Board Of Advisors
Sam Antar
Jordan Belfort
Charles Ponzi
Bernard Madoff